Daniel Sturridge, New Chelsea Striker

Full Name Daniel Sturridge Birth Date September 1, 1989 Birth Place Birmingham Height 1.78m

Weight 76 kg Age 19 Position Forward Squad No 23

p/s : man city sibuk amik player lain, chelsea amik player dia?

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Ribut melanda rumah sang penulis

ribut menyebabkan pokok sawit dikebun bersebelahan jatuh memimpa bumbung garaj

kelihatan kebun bersebelahan rumah

antara aftermath selepas ribut

kerosakan yg berlaku mencecah ribuan juga

serpihan laluan air turut kelihatan

Kejadian ribut yg baru berlaku ini dianggarkan kira² pukul 9am waktu msia akibat drpd ribut kencang dan hujan lebat pada pagi tersebut. kerja pemotongan pokok kelapa sawit dan pembaikian line dan tiang elektrik tlh dilakukan. kos repair: rm1000+ ditanggung oleh tuan tanah kebun bersebelahan

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No! Our parents don't own grocery stores!

Bluek! Courtesy of En.Zansyuwari Shahrullail a.k.a Boyot...

p/s: nopdogs is alumni for former smapian (kajang) spm99

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Lepak² sempena Kaplek kat msia

kelihatan 2 org kapel sdg kemalu²an disitu.. en. ghek dan en. iwe

waklu wagaga adalah peberet quote oleh beliau.. en. kaplek, manakala en. ghek adalah santapan peberet beliau di kala kegersangan

sang penulis berada di tempat kejadian utk merakamkan bukti² maksiat yg telah berlaku

p/s:location di kenny rogers n secret recipe,alamanda,putrajaya

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Sang penulis di Melaka sempena sepupu beliau kahwin

sang penulis bersama laksamana hang tuah

sang penulis di A-famosa sebelah meriam

mem besar sang penulis turut pose di situ

sang penulis cuba buat² suka history

mem besar sang penulis di A- famosa dr tepi

adik sang penulis turut serta

mem besar sang penulis di dlm muzium kapal

sang penulis berasa seakan² sengkatan cristiano ronaldo dan deco

apa dibangga dengan penjajah tu pun sang penulis kurang pasti

penumbuk jua sang penulis berikan

p/s: lokasi adalah a-famosa & muzium kapal

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New 09/10 Chelsea Home Kit has arrived!

p/s: sang penulis pun masih belum mendapatkan jersey ini :D

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Happy Bday 27th

sang penulis makin dimamah usia.. tp tetap babyface :D

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F**king noob who spoilt DotA game

1. He joinned a 10 players public game and after he was pawned 2 times, he left the game. NOOB SOHAI.

2. After the game started, he type in -random to pick a random hero. I thought he is a pro. End up that he didn’t like the hero and he immediately left the game. ACT-LIKE-A-PRO SOHAI.

3. A teammate dropped off from the game leaving his teammates some items, he took all the items himself without sharing with his teammates. Worst, he sold all of them for 50% gold instead of giving to teammates who need them.SELFISH SOHAI.

4. For the whole game, he solo from the start to the end. He farms creeps or kills hero all by himself. Or course, he dies alone too. Why don’t he just play with the computer AI if he like to solo so much? SOLO SOHAI.

5. He scold people NOOB while he himself is the real NOOB. While everyone is already level 15, he is still level 9. He killed 0 but get killed 18.SUPER NOOB SOHAI.

6. Almost all DotA games is at least 1 hour long. But after 30min in the game, he told all the players he had to leave because his cyber cafe package was going to time-out! %^*$#^% HEAD-NEED-TO-BE-CHOPPED-OFF SOHAI.

7. “Sorry Guys I have to leave because my dad ask me to go supper”, “I have to leave because my mum is very mad now”, “I have to leave to take dinner” …LAME EXCUSE SOHAI.

8. He ‘tunjuk perasaan’ after his teammates say something he don’t like. He want to revenge his teammates. So he intentionly and repeatly get himself killed by the enemies and say, “I don’t care, I’ll feed them!”. ACT-LIKE-A-KID SOHAI.

9. He saw 4 enemy heroes partying and he thought he can kill 4 of them. So he run to them and before he manage to hit once, he was already a dead duck.BRAINLESS SOHAI.

10. When all of us are busy farming peacefully without any battles, suddenly he get killed. This doesn’t make any sense. Who killed him? After we read the sub title, he was killed by neutral creeps!!! SNANG CITER MMG SOHAI!

p/s: sapa yg main DotA gak..sila contact aku..

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Happy Bday to me

Selamat hr jadi tuk mAxx yang ke 26 :)

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Why smoking is better than playing DotA

Playing Dota	Smoking
You are stressed the whole game.	Smoking reduces stress.
You get frustrated when you get killed, losing or your teammate is a noob.	Smoking let you calm down and relax.
You get tired after playing.	You feel more energetic after smoking,
Your winning/enjoyment rely on your teammate.	You can enjoy smoking alone.
You waste 1 hour per game.	It takes only 2 minutes.
You need to master 70+ heroes, 60+ items, 200+ spells & magics, etc.	You only need to know how to suck and blow.

Oh God, Dota Sucks! I am switching to smoking!

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