Wednesday, November 21, 2007




If a safe boat can only takes 30 people and you already have 50 on it and then there are 1,000 people more in the freezing sea trying to climb up to your boat, what do you do?

Whacked everyone who try to climb up the boat?

What if the one who try to climb up is your husband? Whacked him too? Or whack the one trying to whack him?

What if you are in the water? Are you going to try to climb up the boat too (and being whacked) or will you say, “Let me die here so I won’t sink their boat. It is not ‘that’ cold anywhere.” When you are in deep pain, when you are struggling deeply, can you still think? Or maybe you will try to bribe the boat to let you in?

Thursday, October 11, 2007



Is it “right” or “wrong” for the car seller to hope that people get richer?

Is it right or wrong for the coffin seller to hope more people die everyday?

Is it right or wrong for the doctor to hope more people get sicked?


Friday, September 21, 2007




“Was it strike by thunder?”
“No la, I don’t think so. I always unplug the wire one la. ”

“Did you wet it?”
“No la, this morning trying to turn it on already like this.”

“Did you drop it on the floor?”
“No la! I open the box it is already like this.”

Thursday, August 2, 2007




If you don’t feel like going out with someone, do you say, “Hey I don’t like to go out with you” or do you say, “I got something to do today”. But actually you have nothing to do the whole day!

Sunday, July 22, 2007





baby Lampard Jr.

Thursday, June 21, 2007




Impossible is nothing. Welcome to London. Home of Chelsea FC

Sunday, May 20, 2007





Adala dalam tahun 2001 kot...

Saturday, April 21, 2007





Dah berkurun ni.. xsilap aku masa 97-98..lebih kurang la


Wednesday, March 14, 2007




Mostly your milk.. ahaha

Saturday, February 17, 2007





Haha makin tua gamaknya ni.. dah masuk 25 :)


Monday, January 15, 2007




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