Why smoking is better than playing DotA

Playing Dota	Smoking
You are stressed the whole game.	Smoking reduces stress.
You get frustrated when you get killed, losing or your teammate is a noob.	Smoking let you calm down and relax.
You get tired after playing.	You feel more energetic after smoking,
Your winning/enjoyment rely on your teammate.	You can enjoy smoking alone.
You waste 1 hour per game.	It takes only 2 minutes.
You need to master 70+ heroes, 60+ items, 200+ spells & magics, etc.	You only need to know how to suck and blow.

Oh God, Dota Sucks! I am switching to smoking!