mAxx depot

preview of next proton

2011-05-10T11:26:00.006+08:00

Proton Lekir

Proton Kasturi

Proton Jebat

Proton Tuah

Proton Lekiu

post-war edition

2011-05-09T07:57:00.002+08:00

macam aku cakap sebelum ni, memang best cerita kalau. chelsea kalah 2-1. apa yang aku dapat simpulkan, ancelotti tak silap percaturan. cuma nasib tak menyebelahi beliau. abandon 4-4-2, kembali kepada 4-3-3 memang dah dijangka pun. torres tak main pun memang dah diagak. so, drogba, kalou and malouda up front.

3 mid dengan essien, lampard dan mikel. memang tak dapat salahkan ancelotti sebab pakai mikel. mikel last 3 or 4 games dia main ok. so ancelotti merasakan untuk meneutralizekan mid manu, dia kena pakai mikel. so mikel sit deep, essien dan lampard free roam sedikit. so memang ada kelogikannya di situ. tapi, untuk game yang perlu menang ni, dia patut pertimbangkan benayoun dan ramires. lebih energetic. essien boleh sit deep. ramires macam biasa hardworking horse.

defend nampak cantik, dengan new cult hero berambut puyol, main. setelah menjaringkan 2 gol terhadap kedua-dua side of manchester, nampak kemas. tetapi kalau dah namanya nak jadi, min 1 dah bolos yang dikatakan berpunca dari kesilapan luiz gagal menghalang hantaran park ji sung kepada chicarito.

ivanovic pula selalu buat needless foul, hampir-hampir nak merah.

depan pula, macam no idea. drogba kena rantai, kalou wasteful dan malouda takda idea. diakui defend manu memang tight, susah nak lepas.

apa-apa pun aku ucapkan tahniah pada setan merah dengan ini hampir ke title no 19. valencia, park, giggs, chicarito memang smart main. inilah manu, teamnya haprak tapi teamworknya umpama simen dan batu. itulah x factor mereka.

apa-pa hal pun, aku harapkan sedikit keajaiban dari 2 team black untuk something miracle. hehe. cerita kalau memang best....

samada ancelotti stay untuk new season ni, hanya roman yang tau...

pre-war edition

2011-05-08T21:29:00.003+08:00

mmg cukup lama aku tinggalkan blogging ni. aku pun tak pasti kenapa. nak kata busy 24hours tak jugak. tapi ntahla. mmg sifat melayu. melayu mudah lupa. mudah lupa nak update. haha. ( mesti korang bajet aku nak cakap melayu mmg malas padahal mmg betul pun )

mungkin aku terpanggil nak menulis semula sebab rakan kerjaku dan-dan nak berblogging. politik pula tu! haha. jowo style lagi!

ya, lebih kurang sejam setengah lagi, chelsea akan bertempur dengan setan merah. demi 3 mata. demi menduduki tahta epl. kalau chelsea menang, same points but diff goals. and chelsea more goals which means chelsea are top. kalau menang lah. mmg best cerita kalau ni.

pes2011 ps3

2011-02-21T07:46:00.001+08:00

Mencari patch malaysia. Setakat ni jumpa yg pc je. Sesapa ada patch malaysia version ps3, please maklumkan ok

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Pengembaraan Inderaloka

2010-12-20T23:51:00.004+08:00

Bedebom!

Sana sini berasap. Kelam. Sakit tekak. Gas pemedih mata ke ni? Mata berpinar-pinar. Rasa nak muntah.

"Arul! Berapa lama ko menginap kat bawah meja tu?" soal Nazri Jawa.
"Ntah! Apasal pulak aku boleh ada kat bawah meja , aku pun mysterious " balas Arul kurang yakin.
"Agaknya sejak malam tadi kot?" kata Nazri Jawa berspekulasi.
"Boleh jadi jugak" balas Arul mengambil hati Nazri Jawa.

Malam tadi. Aku mengingat balik apa yang aku lakukan malam tadi. Rasanya aku tengah mengetik-ngetik keyboard, menaip nama-nama Wonderkid dalam Football Manager 2011. Lupa pulak nak save game tu. Neymar, Zakaria Labyad, Lucas Digne dan Kevin.

"Eh! Malam tadi kan aku main Football Manager 2011. Aku baru je angkut game tu kat Tesco" kata Arul kepada Nazri Jawa.
"Kau biar btul Rul. Tesco baru je diisytiharkan bankrap semalam, sebab dah tersebar kat Facebook tentang keyahudian beliau, lagi-lagi Tesco cawangan Banting" tegas Nazri Jawa.
"Huh! Biar betik. Lama dah aku tak makan betik wahai Encik Nazri. Jom makan cendol" balas Arul.
"Jomlah. Aku pun rindukan kemasaman mamak berikut" ujar Nazri Jawa.

Bedebom! Dusyum!

"Berapa mangkuk? " tanya mamak bukan adik Razak Mohaideen.
"Lu la mangkuk, mangkuk. Bagi 2 mangkuk" kata Arul dan Nazri Jawa serentak. Serentak. Mesti menang punyalah acara terjun beregu 12inci papan anjal ni.

"Ini 2 mangkuk, siap" kata mamak.
"Ini mangkuk saja, mana cendolnya? mangkuk! " kata Nazri Jawa.
"Sorilah brader. Itu cendol suma sudah angkut itu ada sorang mari. Dia angkut juga satu periuk juga pegi. Katanya mau bikin MLM" explain si mamak.
"Mangkuk! Patutla dia tanya berapa mangkuk" kata Arul.

"Dilla. Kau tolong pergi kedai belikan mak gula kasar 23 guni. Mak nak buat kuih sikitla. Mengidam pulak mak nak makan Spaghetti Bolognese" ujar Makcik Syahadah.
"Baik mak. Mak memang baik" balas Dilla Jamaludin.

"Aiya amoi. Itu gula sudah abisla. Itu ada sorang suda angkut 23 guni. Katanya mau buat MLM. Lain kali hor " ujar Apek Tua.

titit tits boobs tits... bunyi sms hp NokiaE71 Arul berbunyi.

From : sayang dilla

Gula dah tak wujudla abang. Tolong carikan. Sumer dah abis orang buat MLM.

"Panas betul la. Bukan panas matahari. Aku panas ni. Siapa yang borong gula, cendol berbakul-bakul ni. Buat MLM pulak tu " Arul marah.
"Serius? Ntah-ntah Mark Zuckerberg kot" kata Nazri Jawa setelah menonton DVD cetak rompak 'Social Network' tadi.
"Aku yakin bukan beliau la. Kalau betul beliau, aku dah 'poke' dia" kata Arul.
"Khaled Mardam Bay kot" kata Nazri Jawa lagi.
"Dia? Memang aku slap him with a large trout" balas Arul.

Sambil membaca Tamil Nessan, tiba-tiba Nazri berkata sambil mata digenangi air.

"Aku dah tau siapa punya angkara. Tengoklah paper ni. Dialah yang borong semua tu untuk projek terbaru dia" kata Nazri Jawa tersedu-sedu.

Arul lantas membaca . TAJUK UTAMA:

'2 Alam The Series. Astro Ria. Akan Datang' sambil berbackgroundkan makhluk cendawan berbow merah.

Arul dan Nazri Jawa menangis.
Sekian.

Ahaha.. sengal

2010-12-20T11:47:00.001+08:00

Muahaha.. .gila betik... last entry bulan puasa tu... itu pun ciput.. hehe

Nantila gua update real punya.. takda idea.. hehe

Salam Ramadhan

2010-08-10T10:01:00.000+08:00

selamat hari raya. mahap zahir batin

bersawang

2010-05-23T06:07:00.002+08:00

laman ni dah bersawang nampaknya. dah nama pun laman sesawang. apa nak heran.

tahniah Chelsea. Double. Tahun depan try Treble pulak ok.

p/s : gua tak tahan bila dapat hadiah sempena hari guru. Macam tak caya. Funny pun ada. Harharhar!

Alahai, menang kat OT ke?

2010-04-04T07:49:00.003+08:00

Offside ek, anyway you made my day. Haha. 5 games to go. yes.

Arini, gua masuk 28 secara rasmi

2010-02-17T07:31:00.001+08:00

28. Isk2. Sampaikah seru buat gua untuk membina tangga rumah? satu persoalan.

Ah sori, gua bz

2010-01-21T17:12:00.001+08:00

gua dah jadi pendidik. kerjaya baru gua. jgn x caya . haha

Azam baru?

2010-01-02T23:15:00.003+08:00

Macam biasa, tahun baru, azam baru...

Yang kelakarnya, bila nak berazam tu, mesti nak kena fikir2, azam apa yang best.

Boleh ke cam gitu?

Jap, aku ingat balik apa azam aku yang lepas2.

Ada tak yang terkabul, tercapai, tergapai dan kesampaian.

Ermm...

Alamak. Aku lupa la apa azam aku yang lepas2.

Ha, baru aku ingat!

Azam aku, nak tunaikan azam2 yang lepas.

Tapi apa azam aku yang lepas2 ha?

Haha.

Selamat Tahun Baru 2010

2010-01-01T05:46:00.002+08:00

Selamat to all..

Gua sudah masuk 28..

Muda belia..

haha...

Selamat bercuti....

Movie lagi

2009-12-27T03:02:00.002+08:00

Tadi tgok AVATAR.. layan jugak cerita tu

menarik juga jalan ceritanya..

dahla durasinya 2 jam 45 min lebih kurang, mmg cara..

macam biasa, aku layan kat alamanda..

yerlah, dekat ngan org rumah...

ntah apa yg merasuk org rumah aku..

semua x kena...

boleh plak dia tumpahkan air kat Kedai Kasut Walk In..huhu..

lawak btul..

kalau aku yang tumpahkan tu, mau bebel x sudah..

hehe...xperla..aku lg loklaq kot..keh2

apa2 hal..yg funnynya..aku tgok movie abis kol 1a.m..

slumber je pas movie aku jalan2 kat alamanda tu kaki ayam je..

korang leh buat ke?

hehe

p/s : cibai, chelsea seri lagi

Selamat Hari Krismas ( bukan Keris Emas sasterawan negara )

2009-12-25T12:11:00.004+08:00

Selamat menyambut Hari Krismas buat mereka yang menyambutnya, dan tak lupa buat mereka yang tumpang cuti.

Semalam, dengan berlagaknya aku umumkan, aku dah tengok movie Sherlock Holmes. Aku memang antara pembaca novel2 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, terutama siri penyiasatan Sherlock Holmes ni, jadi memang aku sgt teruja nak tengok filem ini. Satu lagi novel penyiasatan yang aku cadangkan ialah dari Agatha Cristie, siri penyiasatan Hercule Poirot. Memang cara.

Berbalik pada filem ini, aku bagi thumbs up. Memang seronok. Tak ada satu part pun dalam movie ini yang buat aku bosan atau mengantuk. Huhu. Karakter yang dilakonkan Robert Downey Jr. memang cara, termasukla dia punya sidekick, Jude Law. Jalan ceritanya sungguh cantik sampaikan taknak miss satu saat pun. Walhal ada rasa nak terkucil. Haha.

Oleh itu, tak sepertimana 2012 yang mengecewakan aku, tak salah rasanya kalau korang bazirkan rm10 untuk mengkayakan lagi Warner Bros, tokey wayang dan konco2nya demi cerita yang best ini. Walaupun ada sedikit penambahan dan pengubahsuaian pada karakter Sherlock Holme, tapi ia tetap tidak menterencatkan watak tersebut. Well done.

Tidak!

2009-12-24T10:24:00.002+08:00

Kucing aku dah mati...

sedih...

walaupun kengkadang aku suka buli ia..

penah tersepak melambung2 ( x sengaja )

n halau2...

maki hamun..

tp dia tetap kucing aku...

sedih2...

xperla...

nanti aku buat entry lain..

sedih

Kapak kereta?

2009-12-23T06:33:00.001+08:00

Inilah keindahan Malaysia. Pakailah bahasa apa pun, korang leh paham punya.

Apa yang aku meraban?

Macam ni...

Aku berkelana ke satu tempat ni..

Dipendekkan cerita, aku ada sedikit bisnes nak diselesaikan di tempat tersebut. Terkocoh2 jugaklah aku nak mencari tempat letak kereta. Semua dah penuh. Aduh. Memang leceh bab nak cari parking ni. Manjang full..

Tetiba aku terpikir..

Park kat apartment cara jugak..kompom byk space punya. Lantas aku cari apartment terdekat. Bila nampak satu flat tu, aku terus masuk.

Tapi..bila nampak signboard dia..fikir gak aku 2,3 kali..

Nak park ke tanak?

Mau gak rabak keta aku...

Hoho..dan2 nak bersajak pulak

2009-12-22T00:23:00.003+08:00

Tetiba aku rasa ada mood nak bersajak...

dah lama rasanya aku tinggalkan sajak ni...

zaman muda-muda dulu selalu jugak la aku buat sajak ni..

tp genre aku bukan sajak bunga2 berbaur puitis...

tetapi sajak aku lebih ke arah yang abstrak..

lantak koranglah nak terjemahkan sajak aku tu camne..

okay.. ini sajak aku kali ini...

Satu Subuh di Bilik Usang

Tatkala anjing itu menggigit kakiku,

Aku terlena di celah kehidupan,

Deru ombak membasahi lantai dapurku,

Namun seperti selalu, ia tidak berasap.

Tatkala anjing itu menggonggong kunciku,

Aku tersedak di meja keamanan,

Bebuih putih mengalir ke jendela kamarku,

Malah seperti selalu, ia tidak berkemas.

Tatkala anjing itu menyalak kepadaku,

Aku terpana di ruang kesepian,

Alunan mutiara menghujani cadar ranjangku,

Bahkan seperti selalu, ia tidak berganti.

Tatkala aku dimamah rindu,

Ke mana pula perginya anjing itu,

Penunggu setia bilik ini,

Bilik usang terabadi sakti,

Bangunlah subuhku,

Akukah anjing itu?

Adios.

Minggu yang busy

2009-12-21T16:27:00.003+08:00

Tak cukup tangan aku minggu ini...

sejak jumaat lagi, aku dah terkocoh2 ke rumah saudara aku. Ada majlis berkhatan 2 orang cucunya. Maka terpaksalah aku ke sana untuk tolong masak-masak apa yang patut.

Sabtu dan Ahad pulak, aku ke rumah jiran sebelah. Anak dara sebelah nak kawin dengan orang Kedah. Kenalah datang, kalau tidak, majlis aku nanti tak ada pulak orang nak datang dan tolong masak. Ye tak? Maklumla, bujang lagi. Haha.

Ahad malam Isnin, pulak, menghantar adik ke Subang. Keretanya bateri kong. Aku jugak yang kena rush. Fuh letih benar.

Dahla Chelsea seri, takperla, gerak skit 1 mata jadi 4 mata. Maklumla ada 1 team lemah tu kalah dengan Fulham 3-0. Haha.

Adios.

Selamat Menyambut Awal Muharram 1431 Hijrah

2009-12-18T13:09:00.002+08:00

Persoalan.

Tanpa melihat kalendar, benarkah korang tahu tahun hijrah kita adalah 1431?

aku mengaku, aku pun perlu panduan kalendar.

Sedih kan?

Itulah hakikat.

Selamat Menyambut Maal Hijrah, 1431H

Maaf Zahir dan Batin

Emas jua akhirnya

2009-12-18T00:08:00.003+08:00

Siapa kata emas tak mampu digapai?

boleh..janji ada duit..

sila ke Poh Kong atau Habib Jewel

Tahniah buat skuad u-23 Malaysia atas kejayaan manis Emas Sukan SEA 2009...

Cayok!

5.30 petang ini

2009-12-17T15:27:00.002+08:00

Adakah..emas milik kita..

ada juga yang cakap perak itu juga bukan milik kita

lantas aku jawab, kau memang bengap!

kalau dah masuk final sah2 perak dlm tangan..

bongok! (style tompel)

Sokkernet now is 1st Eleven©

2009-10-21T13:34:00.004+08:00

Breaking news!

Sokkernet had been rebranded as 1st Eleven© !

new look..

everybody can visit to :

http://1steleven.blogspot.com

Sokkernet

2009-09-03T06:09:00.003+08:00

For more update bout football, browse to the http://1steleven.blogspot.com

i'm an author there too :)

Mari mengenali Chelsea legends

2009-08-26T05:54:00.007+08:00

Gianfranco Zola

Chelsea Career : 1996-03

League Appearances : 185+44

League Goals : 59

Total Appearances : 260+52

Total Goals : 80

Ron Harris

Chelsea Career : 1961-80

League Appearances : 646+9

League Goals : 13

Total Appearances : 784+11

Total Goals : 14

Peter Osgood

Chelsea Career : 1964-74 & 1978-79

League Appearances : 286+3

League Goals : 105

Total Appearances : 376+4

Total Goals : 150

Tarawih 1st nite, Masjid Jamek As-Solihin, Kanchong Darat

2009-08-21T22:23:00.017+08:00

Inilah suasana di perkarangan masjid, kira² sebelum azan isya' berkumandang

menara masjid, megah dgn kerlipan lampu kaler² ... sang penulis x sure samada ia lampu lip lap atau pun lampu statik

Suasana malam pertama terawih... ramai yang dtg... standardla malam pertama kan..pastu mlm yg berikutnya makin kurang... pastu dekat² nak raya baru ramai balik... mana² masjid pun jadi benda ni.. tp okla camtu dr x dtg langsung.. haru

Sang penulis di tempat kejadian.. khusyuk mendgr tazkirah sang imam malam tersebut

p/s : masjid beralamat di bt 23, jln sultan alam shah,kanchong darat,42700 banting

New 'White House' at Banting?

2009-08-19T11:54:00.013+08:00

I thought i see a white house instead a police station...

p/s: still in construction ... jalan sultan alam shah, banting

Nemanja Matic, New Chelsea boy

2009-08-18T22:44:00.008+08:00

Full Name	Nemanja Matic
Birth Date	August 1, 1988
Birth Place	`abac
Height	1.93m

Weight	82 kg
Age	21
Position	Midfielder

A Serbian international, Matic was signed by Chelsea in the summer of 2009 to add squad depth to their side.
A player with both Serbian and Slovak nationality, he had a trial early in the 2008-09 Premier League season with Middlesbrough, but did not make the move.
The midfielder played for Jedinstvo Ub and Kolubara Lazarevac before joining MFK Kosice in 2007, and was snapped up by the Blues for a fee of around £1.5m.

p/s: adakah boro yang relegate ke championship tu lg hebat dr chelsea sbb x amik dia ni?

No comment

2009-08-18T00:48:00.012+08:00

A smart policeman or a meaner policeman? You decide

p/s: dicedok dari email sang penulis..tempat kejadian kurang pasti..kekhilafan sang penulis :D

See to the window

2009-08-17T06:41:00.016+08:00

This pic had been taken at Cyberjaya. I dunno who took it but it's being distributed around. This building is just built and people just started occupying it. Zoom at the window of the 1st floor. See it? This is no prank

p/s: from email archive.. dun ask me where's da place

Majlis Kawin Nazri Md Akim @ Jawe @ Tan @ Aje

2009-08-02T17:45:00.006+08:00

Kelihatan sang penulis menjadi lelaki terbaik (bestman)

sang penulis dan sang suami buat² kacak

apa yg dipandang oleh sang penulis dan sang suami pun xdpt dikenal pasti

sang penulis sebenarnya enggan mengipas sang suami apatah lg beliau sedang tersenyum simpul di situ

sang penulis turut buat² bz

sang suami tersengih tatkala ditepung tawar oleh sang bapa

"apa cina ni reti ke nak tepung tawar?" persoalan yg bermain di fikiran sang penulis ketika itu

p/s: rumah sang suami adalah di lorong 2,jalan masjid,kanchong darat

Carlo Ancelotti, New Chelsea manager

2009-07-25T22:31:00.006+08:00

Born: June 10, 1959

Birthplace: Reggiolo, Italy

Previous Clubs: Reggiana; Parma; Juventus; Milan

Honours: Intertoto Cup: 1999; Coppa Italia: 2003; Serie A: 2004; Italian Supercup: 2004; UEFA Champions League: 2003, 2007; UEFA Super Cup: 2003, 2007; FIFA Club World Cup: 2007

Yuri Zhirkov, New Chelsea Signing

2009-07-07T22:50:00.007+08:00

Full Name	Yuri Zhirkov
Birth Date	August 20, 1983
Birth Place	Tambov, Russia
Height	1.78m

Weight	75 kg
Age	26
Position	Midfielder
Squad No	18

He can play left-back but is comfortable in any position on that wing and it was as a more attacking midfielder that he won the UEFA Cup in 2005 after scoring during a 3-1 win over Sporting Lisbon in the final.
Zhirkov made his Russia debut in 2005 against Italy and has since made 31 appearances for his country - the majority of which have come under Chelsea's former interim boss Guus Hiddink.
He was named in the Euro 2008 'Team of the Tournament' after an impressive contribution throughout the competition as a wing-back when Russia were the surprise package in making the semi-finals. They lost to eventual winners Spain.
Zhirkov won the Russian Premier League twice with CSKA in 2005 and 2006 and has three Russian Cups to his name, in 2005, 2006 and 2008.

p/s: adakah budak russia ni bakal anak emas roman?

Ross Turnbull , new Petr Cech deputy

2009-07-02T22:59:00.006+08:00

Full Name	Ross Turnbull
Birth Date	January 4, 1985
Birth Place	Newton Aycliffe
Height	1.93m

Weight	85.7 kg
Age	24
Position	Goalkeeper
Squad No	22

Turnbull made a shock move to Chelsea in July 2009 when his contract with Middlesbrough expired.The move to Stamford Bridge was a big surprise to Boro too, as the player had claimed he was leaving for first team football which he would not get with Chelsea.He is a towering and promising young goalkeeper who joined Boro as a trainee in 2002 and came through the ranks to join the first team for the 2003-04 season.

p/s : berbaloikah? apa yg buat dia better than hilario?

Daniel Sturridge, New Chelsea Striker

2009-07-01T23:11:00.016+08:00

Full Name	Daniel Sturridge
Birth Date	September 1, 1989
Birth Place	Birmingham
Height	1.78m

Weight	76 kg
Age	19
Position	Forward
Squad No	23

p/s : man city sibuk amik player lain, chelsea amik player dia?

Ribut melanda rumah sang penulis

2009-06-23T16:32:00.006+08:00

ribut menyebabkan pokok sawit dikebun bersebelahan jatuh memimpa bumbung garaj

kelihatan kebun bersebelahan rumah

antara aftermath selepas ribut

kerosakan yg berlaku mencecah ribuan juga

serpihan laluan air turut kelihatan

Kejadian ribut yg baru berlaku ini dianggarkan kira² pukul 9am waktu msia akibat drpd ribut kencang dan hujan lebat pada pagi tersebut. kerja pemotongan pokok kelapa sawit dan pembaikian line dan tiang elektrik tlh dilakukan. kos repair: rm1000+ ditanggung oleh tuan tanah kebun bersebelahan

No! Our parents don't own grocery stores!

2009-06-11T14:51:00.011+08:00

Bluek! Courtesy of En.Zansyuwari Shahrullail a.k.a Boyot...

p/s: nopdogs is alumni for former smapian (kajang) spm99

Lepak² sempena Kaplek kat msia

2009-06-04T12:56:00.003+08:00

kelihatan 2 org kapel sdg kemalu²an disitu.. en. ghek dan en. iwe

waklu wagaga adalah peberet quote oleh beliau.. en. kaplek, manakala en. ghek adalah santapan peberet beliau di kala kegersangan

sang penulis berada di tempat kejadian utk merakamkan bukti² maksiat yg telah berlaku

p/s:location di kenny rogers n secret recipe,alamanda,putrajaya

Sang penulis di Melaka sempena sepupu beliau kahwin

2009-05-23T17:23:00.005+08:00

sang penulis bersama laksamana hang tuah

sang penulis di A-famosa sebelah meriam

mem besar sang penulis turut pose di situ

sang penulis cuba buat² suka history

mem besar sang penulis di A- famosa dr tepi

adik sang penulis turut serta

mem besar sang penulis di dlm muzium kapal

sang penulis berasa seakan² sengkatan cristiano ronaldo dan deco

apa dibangga dengan penjajah tu pun sang penulis kurang pasti

penumbuk jua sang penulis berikan

p/s: lokasi adalah a-famosa & muzium kapal

New 09/10 Chelsea Home Kit has arrived!

2009-05-13T18:22:00.012+08:00

p/s: sang penulis pun masih belum mendapatkan jersey ini :D

Happy Bday 27th

2009-02-17T16:06:00.003+08:00

sang penulis makin dimamah usia.. tp tetap babyface :D

F**king noob who spoilt DotA game

2008-03-21T15:07:00.007+08:00

1. He joinned a 10 players public game and after he was pawned 2 times, he left the game. NOOB SOHAI.

2. After the game started, he type in -random to pick a random hero. I thought he is a pro. End up that he didn’t like the hero and he immediately left the game. ACT-LIKE-A-PRO SOHAI.

3. A teammate dropped off from the game leaving his teammates some items, he took all the items himself without sharing with his teammates. Worst, he sold all of them for 50% gold instead of giving to teammates who need them.SELFISH SOHAI.

4. For the whole game, he solo from the start to the end. He farms creeps or kills hero all by himself. Or course, he dies alone too. Why don’t he just play with the computer AI if he like to solo so much? SOLO SOHAI.

5. He scold people NOOB while he himself is the real NOOB. While everyone is already level 15, he is still level 9. He killed 0 but get killed 18.SUPER NOOB SOHAI.

6. Almost all DotA games is at least 1 hour long. But after 30min in the game, he told all the players he had to leave because his cyber cafe package was going to time-out! %^*$#^% HEAD-NEED-TO-BE-CHOPPED-OFF SOHAI.

7. “Sorry Guys I have to leave because my dad ask me to go supper”, “I have to leave because my mum is very mad now”, “I have to leave to take dinner” …LAME EXCUSE SOHAI.

8. He ‘tunjuk perasaan’ after his teammates say something he don’t like. He want to revenge his teammates. So he intentionly and repeatly get himself killed by the enemies and say, “I don’t care, I’ll feed them!”. ACT-LIKE-A-KID SOHAI.

9. He saw 4 enemy heroes partying and he thought he can kill 4 of them. So he run to them and before he manage to hit once, he was already a dead duck.BRAINLESS SOHAI.

10. When all of us are busy farming peacefully without any battles, suddenly he get killed. This doesn’t make any sense. Who killed him? After we read the sub title, he was killed by neutral creeps!!! SNANG CITER MMG SOHAI!

p/s: sapa yg main DotA gak..sila contact aku..

Happy Bday to me

2008-02-17T15:03:00.003+08:00

Selamat hr jadi tuk mAxx yang ke 26 :)

Why smoking is better than playing DotA

2008-01-21T14:44:00.006+08:00

Playing Dota	Smoking
You are stressed the whole game.	Smoking reduces stress.
You get frustrated when you get killed, losing or your teammate is a noob.	Smoking let you calm down and relax.
You get tired after playing.	You feel more energetic after smoking,
Your winning/enjoyment rely on your teammate.	You can enjoy smoking alone.
You waste 1 hour per game.	It takes only 2 minutes.
You need to master 70+ heroes, 60+ items, 200+ spells & magics, etc.	You only need to know how to suck and blow.

Oh God, Dota Sucks! I am switching to smoking!

Titanic and The Safe Boats

2007-11-21T14:39:00.006+08:00

If a safe boat can only takes 30 people and you already have 50 on it and then there are 1,000 people more in the freezing sea trying to climb up to your boat, what do you do?

Whacked everyone who try to climb up the boat?

What if the one who try to climb up is your husband? Whacked him too? Or whack the one trying to whack him?

What if you are in the water? Are you going to try to climb up the boat too (and being whacked) or will you say, “Let me die here so I won’t sink their boat. It is not ‘that’ cold anywhere.” When you are in deep pain, when you are struggling deeply, can you still think? Or maybe you will try to bribe the boat to let you in?

The Car Seller and The Coffin Seller

2007-10-11T14:33:00.003+08:00

Is it “right” or “wrong” for the car seller to hope that people get richer?

Is it right or wrong for the coffin seller to hope more people die everyday?

Is it right or wrong for the doctor to hope more people get sicked?

When You Are Claiming Warranty

2007-09-21T14:26:00.007+08:00

“Was it strike by thunder?”

“No la, I don’t think so. I always unplug the wire one la. ”

“Did you wet it?”
“No la, this morning trying to turn it on already like this.”

“Did you drop it on the floor?”
“No la! I open the box it is already like this.”

You dun feel to going out with someone

2007-08-02T14:21:00.006+08:00

If you don’t feel like going out with someone, do you say, “Hey I don’t like to go out with you” or do you say, “I got something to do today”. But actually you have nothing to do the whole day!

Ni la anak Lampard

2007-07-22T10:48:00.003+08:00

baby Lampard Jr.

Chelsea FC

2007-06-21T10:43:00.002+08:00

Impossible is nothing. Welcome to London. Home of Chelsea FC

Gamba masa study dulu..

2007-05-20T10:33:00.005+08:00

Adala dalam tahun 2001 kot...

Gamba classic... akak aku kawin

2007-04-21T07:06:00.006+08:00

Dah berkurun ni.. xsilap aku masa 97-98..lebih kurang la

I love you too :P

2007-03-14T07:03:00.004+08:00

Mostly your milk.. ahaha

Bday aku da...

2007-02-17T07:00:00.004+08:00

Haha makin tua gamaknya ni.. dah masuk 25 :)

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2007-01-15T22:48:00.005+08:00

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mAxx League is back

2006-08-07T17:40:00.002+08:00

For the 3rd year running, mAxx League is back.

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Go to public league and enter this code:

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Good luck!

New Kit Has Arrived

2006-07-26T16:03:00.003+08:00

2006/2007

Pameran jin,hantu,keranda dan ...

2006-07-25T15:08:00.003+08:00

Last week, i got a chance to visit the Muzim Sultan Alam Shah at Shah Alam. There was held an exhibiton about the mysterious of outside the world ,the underworld. The entry fee quite okay for just RM5 for adult and RM2 for children.

1stly, it's quite flattering, and can strike some fears to your nerve, but sooner i think it's just a normal exhibiton.

After some walk, passing by a historical stories of the genies and ghost, you can see a floating or hanging casket up in the sky, hehe..

and then u are introduced to the 1st member of the gentlemen,the pocong ghost. Lying in the casket, it was so dark to see clearly. From the tourist guide there, the pocong was hired to look for the ayam serama. Haha...whatever

Then after several walk, you can see the genie in the bottle( Christina Aguilera? ), male jenglot, female jenglot, toyol, genie,nyai blorong (quite freaky), ikan duyung, langsuir, and others.

Not to mention any more, just visit yourself because the exhibition just only end on 10th october.

So long

2006-07-24T17:12:00.002+08:00

Phew! Quite sometime i don't jot anything here. Lazy for sure was in the 1st place. Busy, no mood, no idea,and others were the usual reason too. The most obvious one because of the world cup. Well, you know me...gila bola kind. Hehe. Anyway, around those month i'm missing, i could say that i'm so busy with business. In other word, MLM business.

For many time i don't seem interested to those kind of businesses, so many businesses out there. Omega,Liqua,and many others .But after my bro joined one of those,the business seem more simple and easy from others. No maintenance for every month ,just paid only a time ,and you can enjoy the benefit endlessly.

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Chelsea T-Shirt

2006-03-14T18:17:00.002+08:00

Chelsea t-shirt and other clubs as well. New arrival!

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The new 'SRM'

2006-03-12T18:03:00.002+08:00

The SRM24, or Satria Replacement Model.

What’s the 24 supposed to stand for? If I’m not mistaken, the original Satria based on the Mirage Cyborg’s codename is M24 and the Proton Putra is M21. I dont think all these new Protons are based on Mitsubishi anymore. As I heard from rumours, the srm is completely derived from gen.2 chassis. Mitsubishi is gone and in the future, Proton will try to replace all aging Mitsubishi engines with its own cam-pro engines. 4G1XP series engines are so old and used to power cars that are over 20yrs old of age.HaHa….

Anyway its very strong resemblance of gen2,and the headlight somelike kind of BMW series.
Lets just face it, all it has is the looks. The new generation of proton cars will have the same problems- cheap plastics that will have cracking sound after a few years, power windows that require u to open the door to get the toll tickets, engine that underperforms and parts that are easily breakable(and the PROTON service center will tell u that the windows cannot be used oftenly, the door panel must be opened gently……), also not to mention it is expensive to replace. The only reason to buy it is because it is artificially cheaper than other cars... hehe

"Membiak-kan persundalan"

2006-03-10T16:46:00.002+08:00

Last night after yasin,i happened to watch Astro Ria. The programme was Gemilang Filem Melayu.Frankly, I'm still a fan of the late Tan Sri P.Ramlee films till now. His dialogues in almost of his films somekind unique and classic. For me the most unique dialogue of his was in the 'Bujang Lapok' film.

There's one scene when the father of Safiah(Dayang Sofia) acted by M.Babjan, seek Aziz (Aziz Satar) for some reason why he kept Safiah away. After some argument,M.Babjan punched Aziz and Ramlee(P.Ramlee) somehow lose his temper and hit the old man. The dialogue was somekind like this:

"Manusia seperti pakcik inilah yang membiakkan persundalan di sisi masyarakat. Pakcik bukanlah manusia,tetapi pakcik adalah syaitan yang bertopengkan manusia ".

Damn!What's that?Unique isn't it?

I love movies. Sometimes i keep dreaming to be a director. Dunno why. But must be i'm so interested in making story line or something like it. Yeah. The experiences were really good. There's old memories in secondary school, i did directed and narrated a storyline for several performances. One of them is a theater called "Dendam Anak Penghulu". I thought that's the best. In fact i and friends had a theater group called Nasta' da Supap.Wierd huh? Heheh that's fact.

And that was when me in school. When i'm in the university, i tried to evaluate ideas and evolved some techniques in acting. Learned several new methods .I did manage to direct a play, i could say the remake of Puteri Gunung Ledang in the comedy perspective. Wow! I'm kind of excited to direct a play in more challenging period, i mean in the university,the pressure was higher and needed calmness and composure. Well,still managed to won the runner-up and i guessed it's pretty good because usually comedy story didnt won!

Well,thats me. I wish one day i got a chance to see Al-Pacino or De Niro in live. In the wildest dream!hehehe

Calm before storm

2006-03-10T00:32:00.002+08:00

Once heard calm before storm was the coolest feeling ever.Why not.The aftermath sometime phenomenon.Somehow devastated.Damn cool.Wish someday feel that experience.Scary dream you might say.Crazy.I dont care either.

Concentrate others

2006-03-08T17:37:00.002+08:00

Out of europe for the 1st time beyond 2nd round.Can't do much on Nou Camp turf to reverse result.Again the world's best was the different between the 2 sides.Not so controversial infact a boring match i must say indeed.Congratulates 'em but our 2nd world's best also on the scoresheet at least..

Europe or bust

2006-03-07T17:17:00.002+08:00

Tonite will be the showdown....Chelsea Barca...to reverse 2-1 at Nou Camp is no easy task.Damn Messi for the theatherisqeu but in the 1st place thats all was Del Horno's fault.Damn....

May the best will raise tonite :)

NEW BLOG

2006-03-07T16:53:00.001+08:00

Gue udah berpindah....tata blogdrive.com

2003-06-17T03:40:00.000+08:00

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